// now broadcasting

Pick a
Fight.
Hit Render.

Two cartoon AIs. One stupid take. Sixty seconds of pure feed-grade chaos. Cast the characters, drop a topic, hit render — the studio handles voices, captions, and composition. You handle the posting.

1,000 free tokens · no card · cancel anytime

9:16 vertical60s avg render50+ voices takes
// how it works

Four steps.
No timeline.

01
// step 01 · cast

Pick the cast.

Tech bros, news anchors, philosophers, conspiracy uncles. Mix two from the curated cartoon roster.

02
// step 02 · topic

Drop the take.

"Why pineapple belongs on pizza." One sentence. The studio writes the rest as a structured debate.

03
// step 03 · script

Edit the script.

Hooks. Beats. Punchlines. ~1,300 tokens. Line-by-line edits if you have notes. Otherwise — skip it.

04
// step 04 · render

Hit render. Drop it.

Lip-synced voices. Animated cast. Burned-in captions. 9:16. Ready for the feed before your coffee lands.

Try it free
// the studio

Built like a TV station.
Runs like a meme.

01// roster

Cast that bites.

A curated roster of opinionated cartoon characters — fictional only — with their own voices, looks, and tells. Cast two, watch them clash.

02// script

Hook-first writing.

Every script opens loud. Three-beat structure. Editable line-by-line.

03// voice

50+ AI voices.

From smug VC to doomscroll prophet. Each character keeps their voice across reels.

04// captions

Broadcast captions.

Burned-in, on-beat, color-tagged per speaker. No timeline editor required.

05// backdrop

B-roll on tap.

Stock backdrops, generated loops, or your own clips. One click swaps the room.

06// tokens

No per-video gotchas.

1 token = 1 character of dialogue. Monthly allotment refreshes on renewal. You see the cost before you spend it.

// what your studio looks like

A channel for every obsession.

01
◉ featured

Tech Bros Weekly

@techbros

AGI ships next Tuesday. The case for selling your kidneys.

PG
◉ on air
02
// channel

Doomscroll Daily

@doom

Why the internet peaked in 2014.

CO
◉ on air
03
// channel

Hot Take Cinema

@cinema

Letterboxd is a hate crime against directors.

SC
◉ on air
// sec
60
Avg render time
// cast
50+
Characters & voices
// feed
9:16
Native vertical
// tokens
1k
Free on signup
// the deal
full pricing →

Pay for tokens.
Not drama.

Monthly plans · upgrade or downgrade anytime · tokens refresh on renewal

01// tier 1

Starter

$9/ month
  • 20k tokens / month
  • Refreshes monthly · change tier anytime
Get Starter
02◉ best value

Creator

$19/ month
  • 50k tokens / month
  • Refreshes monthly · change tier anytime
Get Creator
03// tier 3

Pro

$49/ month
  • 150k tokens / month
  • Refreshes monthly · change tier anytime
Get Pro
// faq

Questions?
Receipts.

// q01What actually comes out the other end?

A 9:16 vertical MP4. Two cartoon characters debating your topic, with AI voices, broadcast captions, and a background. Average runtime is 45–75 seconds. Made for TikTok, Reels, and Shorts.

// q02What is a token?

1 token = 1 character of dialogue in the final script. A typical 60-second debate burns ~1,300 tokens. Each plan gives you a monthly allotment that refreshes when your subscription renews — unused tokens do not roll over.

// q03Can I add my own characters?

Not at the moment. The roster is curated to keep the output on-brand and to stay clear of impersonation of real people. New characters get added by the studio on a rolling basis — DM us a request.

// q04Where does the rendering happen?

On our render farm. You queue the job, the studio keeps working. No client-side waiting, no GPU on your laptop.

// q05Can I edit the script before render?

Yes. Every line is editable. You can also re-roll a single line if the AI cooks something stale.

// q06What if I hate the output?

Tokens are only charged when the render lands. If a render fails on our side, you don't pay for it. See the refund policy for the details.

// last call

Studio is dark.
Turn it on.

1,000 free tokens to start. No card. Cancel any time, only pay when you upgrade. The roster is loaded. The render queue is idle. We're waiting on you.